Women with Mustaches

As a woman sat in the waiting room with a full blown goatee (seriously, I'm pretty sure she trimmed the damn thing) I began to wonder why the hell don't these women do something about their upper lips. We live in a day and age with waxing, laser hair removal, and if you want to go old school you could just shave the damn thing.



Now I'm not talking about the old women who get a random hair here or there, I'm talking about the ladies that can manage to grow a full blown mustache. If you have a vagina and look like Ned Flanders you really need to learn to wake up 5 minutes early every day and add shaving to your morning routine.

Imagine this with saggy boobs and you get the idea.

I know you might not be one of these women, but you might know one. If you do happen to have a mustached female in your life do her a favor, for the love of god, say something to her about it. Yeah, you might "hurt her feelings" or "offend her" but really you're doing her a favor. Nobody in their right minds wants to see a woman with more facial hair than themsleves.